Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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