Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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