i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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