ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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