I think I won the penis lottery.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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