Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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