If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I can't turn off my feet"
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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