Jerry, you need to find god
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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