Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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