is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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