what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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