no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He shit in the fireplace
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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