i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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