new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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its like you know when i get waxed
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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