I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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