Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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