We won't sleep together?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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