he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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