What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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