Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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