On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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