well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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