Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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