Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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