is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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