Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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