Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
