I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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