did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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