I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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