Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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