i just google imaged poop.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
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