No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
My feet surprised me
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