Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
