On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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