I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
so let's talk penis.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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