"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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