How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
