i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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