We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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