If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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