Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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