she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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