I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
