Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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