I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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