I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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