More tranny stories later!
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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