yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
