if you like me you must not know who I am
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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