She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
