I think I died a long time ago.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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