if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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