ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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