U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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