When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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