nut hugger
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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