420 ftw
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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