ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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