U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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