You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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