There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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